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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
WHAT IS THIS? LOOK AT THIS. HAVE I MAGICALLY BEEN TRANSPORTED TO THE HEART OF THE SAHARA? AM I ON THE BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS?
YOU NEED MOISTURIZER, NICK. DESPERATELY.
As my tattooist once said “Eating McDonalds is like fucking your ex, Good at the time but later on you fucking regret it”
(Source: y-oghurt)